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I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD
THREETY THREE THOUG H
FORTY FOUR TH-
my sister drew peter griffin on her fu cking leg
this is it. this is fucking it. This site’s standard for humor has dropped so fucking low that in a matter of a few hours at least 1000 people are fucking losing their shit over my sister’s leg with a fucking drawing of peter griffin on it. This is 2013. 20 fucking 13.
Somehow my cat thinks this is comfortable and sits like this from time to time
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I HATE KRAFT SINGLES AND I SPENT FIVE DOLLARS ON THESE THINGS AND HAD TO WASH THIS PAN BY HAND TO MAKE THIS JOKE THIS DESERVES MORE THAN 17 NOTES GODDAMMIT
its not you the joke was just too cheesy
oh my gOD
I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend.
That’s the cutest description of marriage I’m not even joking
I WAS IN THE PIZZA LINE AT LUNCH TODAY AND THE LUNCH LADY ASKED ME “HOW ARE YOU” AND I RESPONDED WITH “CHEESE” BECAUSE I WAS PREPARED TO TELL HER WHAT KIND OF PIZZA I WANTED AND NOW I CAN’T BUY PIZZA AT SCHOOL AGAIN EVER OMG